Do you have things you can send me?
No
Are you Santa?
No but keep the faith!
Can you send me a free iPod?
No but ask Steve CEO for life Jobs
Can i copy your blog?
Hell no!
Can i link back to you?
Sure tell us and we link back to you as well!
I have free things i want to give away!
Cool contact us!
Can i work with you?
No we have enough elf’s in the basement.